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dadadodo for lulz and profit

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Ok, so I reckon my first attempt at dissociation wasn’t so great. Recently, I compiled all my IRC logs from 2004 to current, and ran it through for some better results (having pored through the other 99.9% utter mumbo-jumbo it generates).

Three hundred odd megabytes of IRC banter…

-rw-r–r– 1 art art 332202514 2008-02-20 23:50 irc.log.2004.2008

… which is a mere 6.74 million lines …

6747292 lines

… process wildly for about an hour at gas mark 6 …

real    62m19.124s
user    10m46.532s
sys     0m9.589s

And out come a few tasty treats:

Buy a gay Gangsta / The ass down; dead sexy G / arfer gotta reboot computer / Well you don’t have a beard! / Lisa is not too, unstoned / im jackie chan takeover never even if u want / Aftermath, prevention.  Full paychecks Fraggle. / Cnn, was real sickening robcool. / hehe stupid cockos stupid calculus? / Elm: what he came to finish your asscrack / A Leetle HAHHHHHHSSSHHH! / digit null: has attained level in stupid / more in theory of my fire slowing the connection / I can shoot it fack / Its fuckin gets your fuckin nick now / Next level Next year Robcool.  Badapbapbapbap / …

Kinda bit depressed; unwanted

… / And all go once and bait, etc, clarkee. / stripey fuq all of idlerpg. / Unf Unf unf unf centry tastes arf clean it appears / Though.  Fighting kobi: pescado namssa. Crazy, weepy tooof; / die, jimmy. / ubuntu linux is now online stuff / Fncypntz: hotboxing the face (off signoff Vision and: a bowl accidental / the Worst thing is Seafood its a: depressed Robcool. / Bobsaget, the Council isn’t gay. / Might be about a south america asia jerk striphy / arf; damns i m fakeidler. / long Faggot taking picz unstoned unstoned imvfpisssed unstoned just communicate with you do my vibrator hookup. / Baub you’re tainted authority / i would be satisfied!  Fncypntz. / Yeah good luck to verruca / Rofl plus extras / I have to the bottom of the lunch time you can carry around with your cock in day making snickers / Look like having arf call you biatches has ill give; / I don’t support arfyarf: bbiaf / got in Iraq, Us the Connection reset by peer, Voltron got it rst / Those hot like a Differential equation / Deuce. / Three words you fixed zombie / Heheh pescado es bueno hay mucho Infamous / This world is first. / Tuck Tuck was like fuck / Ok enough of lies. / Well lookie IMPOTEEEENNNNCEEEE arfyarf. / penis join join to somewhere But I dont I suppose the americans smegma Rampage / Superfriends is you / But it’s crack house once i have corn flakes / there is arfer: ban him / Fag?  Werent lyin tumble.  Jimmy he could find anyone Want me / Bsd is now known as bloated / Lol meiso its tea joint lush and you enjoyed use Maxells flame flame, again did! / Gonna go for this brand of english men / It’s offical reunification was for valentines?  Whooo wouldnt smoke man! / tomorrow most of that be something Robcool; grapenuts; gooses. / Apmannen (reaches next level next level aznsensation)! / hahaha arf it’s arf so it sucked, apparently / Gay arf: arf. / Get laid tonight.  Oh my account. / So many many girls mad glad to the answer (these dried saliva produced stripey). / Aye man, this that was kicked from vagina?  Haha / girlies are into to stripey. / The level procrastinator, is supposed to tear down arf / …

I’m beginning to learn a few things more about my Sparc based on these scientific findings. I do believe he’s a raging homosexual, and a drug addict. Fascinating.

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March 1st, 2008 at 12:26 am

Video – The Ultimate Predators

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Watched this (lengthy!) series of documentaries on predators last night. Pretty tasty indeed. Some of the documentary, the last episode in particular, talks about animal learning and the passing on of information–pretty arousing interesting, if you ask me.

Don’t miss the narrator’s play-by-play commentary either, pure welcome to the animal Olympics 2k8.

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December 23rd, 2007 at 2:44 am

Posted in science,video

Hadron Collider starting up tomorrow

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Tomorrow (26th Nov), the Hadron Collider is scheduled to turn on for the first time. Here’s an older BBC documentary about the Collider (which apparently cost £6 billion):

Let’s hope that tomorrow doesn’t start with a big bang.

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November 25th, 2007 at 4:18 am

Posted in science,video